Bill and his wife were sittin n a bar one night & Bill was gettin real drunk. The bartender walked outside to get sumthing from his pickup and saw Bill's wife in the backseat of their car with another guy. The Baartender kindly told Bill " Your wife is out in yalls car with Earl" Bill went to go investigate.... He staggered to his car and a few minutes later he came back in laughing. Bartender asked what was funny Bill said " Earl is so drunk he thinks he is me"