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Why you should never question a drunk
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01/28/19 12:45 AM
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As a single mom was shopping at the local supermarket - she selected basic stuff: Milk Eggs Orange juice Coffee Bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk man in line watched as items were being unloaded. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated to the woman, "You must be single."
A bit startled by this proclamation, she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition. She looked at the items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Yes, you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "’Cause you're ugly."
"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Why you should never question a drunk
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01/28/19 01:21 AM
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Re: Why you should never question a drunk
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01/28/19 01:25 AM
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Why you should never question a drunk
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01/28/19 01:42 PM
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Why you should never question a drunk
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01/28/19 02:36 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Why you should never question a drunk
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01/28/19 04:32 PM
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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: Why you should never question a drunk
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01/28/19 06:24 PM
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saw that one coming!
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