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How to satisfy a woman
#7216694
07/05/18 10:46 PM
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Joined: Dec 2017
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okokmoon
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How to Satisfy a Man Every Time
Show up..... naked.
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Re: How to satisfy a woman
[Re: okokmoon]
#7216700
07/05/18 11:02 PM
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 21,373
Bullfrog
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Some fellers don’t even require nekkid and they’ll drive to you!
Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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Re: How to satisfy a woman
[Re: okokmoon]
#7216725
07/05/18 11:31 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 69,207
NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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^^Cut the Cord^^
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(R-TX) .-- " TCNN CURL CRLB VFF VRNO AYR SNDL CGC TLRY MSOS "
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Re: How to satisfy a woman
[Re: NORML as can be]
#7216781
07/06/18 12:34 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: How to satisfy a woman
[Re: SnakeWrangler]
#7216789
07/06/18 12:41 AM
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Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 14,143
glens
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Oxner is my go to Guy on Women. He'll be here shortly to enlighten us. More than likely with pics.
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Re: How to satisfy a woman
[Re: okokmoon]
#7216829
07/06/18 01:40 AM
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Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 5,585
hetman
"Trash Master"
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"Trash Master"
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Eazy:
"Lesser mortals are pitied for the misfortune in not being born Texan."
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Re: How to satisfy a woman
[Re: hetman]
#7216847
07/06/18 02:02 AM
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Joined: Aug 2012
Posts: 8,983
General Guts
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Re: How to satisfy a woman
[Re: okokmoon]
#7216867
07/06/18 02:42 AM
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 21,373
Bullfrog
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I could make the CC trick work for one night, or till the first transaction but it sure wouldn’t be a lifetime of love, more like 20 minutes and that depends on how much of a bill I racked up before handing it to her
Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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Re: How to satisfy a woman
[Re: okokmoon]
#7216869
07/06/18 02:45 AM
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Posts: 21,373
Bullfrog
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It sure is funny how $ keeps the peace in a house though! When it warmed up this Spring, so did business. Then I noticed more bits of peaceful silence throughout my days. She mentioned last week how nice it’s been between us lately. I said “I told you, I never had a spending problem, it was a making problem”.
Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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Re: How to satisfy a woman
[Re: okokmoon]
#7216884
07/06/18 03:03 AM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 69,207
NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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^^Cut the Cord^^
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 69,207 |
(R-TX) .-- " TCNN CURL CRLB VFF VRNO AYR SNDL CGC TLRY MSOS "
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Re: How to satisfy a woman
[Re: okokmoon]
#7216980
07/06/18 11:14 AM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 43,927
Stub
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Re: How to satisfy a woman
[Re: NORML as can be]
#7217105
07/06/18 02:41 PM
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 65,526
SnakeWrangler
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Works every time it’s tried.....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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