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Amen
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05/13/18 01:13 PM
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bill oxner
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A 76-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.
After a short while, the girl notices his staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition". Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is. "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words" The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He then whips out his wallet and puts ten - $10 bills in her outstretched hand. He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: "Paint my house." (Our needs change as we get older)
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Amen
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05/13/18 05:47 PM
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mikei
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Re: Amen
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05/13/18 05:47 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Amen
[Re: bill oxner]
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05/13/18 05:53 PM
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Cast
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Detail my truck (vinyl siding)
Cast I have a short attention spa
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