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The Faucet
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03/30/18 06:43 PM
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BayouGuy
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While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing. So, I asked my wife if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. She reluctantly agreed to go.
While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the Manager was finished, she asked him, "How much is that faucet?"
The Manager replied, "That faucet is gold plated, it's $1,500.”
To which she exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet. Certainly out of my price range!" She then proceeded to describe the hinge that I had sent her to buy. The Manager said that he had them in stock and it was $3.49, then he went into the backroom to get one. From the backroom the Manager yelled. "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?" She shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
This is why you just can't send a woman to Home Depot.
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you. "I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi's and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my [censored]." Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
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Re: The Faucet
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03/30/18 08:44 PM
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fredeboy
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Re: The Faucet
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03/30/18 08:51 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The Faucet
[Re: BayouGuy]
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03/30/18 09:44 PM
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Bee'z
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Re: The Faucet
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03/31/18 11:37 AM
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redhaze
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