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08/28/17 01:47 PM
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John and Martha were in divorce court.
The judge asked Martha why she wanted to divorce John. Martha was a big tall woman. John might have weighed 110 pounds soaking wet and stood about 5'5".
Martha replied that she could show the judge
rather than tell why she wanted the divorce. Judge told her to go ahead.
She had John drop his pants right there in the courtroom. It turns out that little old John had a giant king size pecker. The judge looked at John then at Martha and said, You want to divorce that???
Martha replies, Judge, have you ever tried to drive a railroad spike with a
tack hammer?
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Re: John and Martha
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Re: John and Martha
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09/05/17 11:26 AM
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Re: John and Martha
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09/10/17 02:23 PM
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Do I need to explain the joke to you ???????????'s?
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Re: John and Martha
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Re: John and Martha
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09/10/17 02:34 PM
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It was funnier 50 years ago when Woody Woodberry recorded it on his hit album. Maybe it is funnier when it was an ethnic joke. I tried to clean it up to satisfy the monitors.
Last edited by grandpa75672; 09/10/17 02:37 PM.
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Re: John and Martha
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