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Mother's Milk
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03/28/17 05:07 PM
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mikei
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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
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Re: Mother's Milk
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03/28/17 05:30 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Mother's Milk
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03/28/17 05:31 PM
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PMK
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Re: Mother's Milk
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03/28/17 05:39 PM
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Cajun Raider
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Well, it's true, give the boy an "A"
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Mother's Milk
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03/28/17 05:47 PM
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Re: Mother's Milk
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03/28/17 07:18 PM
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redchevy
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Re: Mother's Milk
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03/29/17 09:02 AM
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Re: Mother's Milk
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03/30/17 07:41 PM
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But sometimes low enough it hurts my back trying to get to it!
Brayden (Lazy L's Southern Comfort) you will be missed! You were more than a pet you were my reason to rise and return for many days! You were my rock! 12/26/03-10/25/13
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Re: Mother's Milk
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04/01/17 12:47 AM
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But they ain't to high for me to get to. I "LOVE" those containers and never get enough of them!
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