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 Sucks to get old
#658982
04/01/09 08:57 PM
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craige
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OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An
85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of
his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this
jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow. '
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's
like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up
Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands,
then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but
still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man
replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.
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Re: Sucks to get old
[Re: craige]
#658983
04/01/09 09:21 PM
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FETCH_UP
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Re: Sucks to get old
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#658984
04/01/09 11:38 PM
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Tres
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Hehe. 
![[Linked Image]](https://photos.smugmug.com/Alaska/i-WSddPKG/0/c077d64b/Th/IMG_2809-Th.jpg) "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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Re: Sucks to get old
[Re: Tres]
#658985
04/06/09 06:35 AM
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okbowhunter
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LOL!! I was thinking how sick this was then laughed!!
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Re: Sucks to get old
[Re: okbowhunter]
#658986
04/06/09 09:10 AM
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bull frog
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Re: Sucks to get old
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#658987
04/06/09 02:58 PM
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Jasb
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Re: Sucks to get old
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#658988
04/06/09 08:21 PM
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Rwuensch
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Very nice! Not how I was expecting it to end.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
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