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True Lint #625764 03/05/09 07:07 PM
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TRUE LENT

Each Friday night after work, Boudreaux would fire uphis outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all
of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic...and sinceit was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on
Friday.The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful
that they finally talked to their priest.




The Priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested thathe become a Catholic.After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist,and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."




Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.




The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosaryand prepared to scold him,he stopped and watched in amazement.There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle ofholy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
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thats funny!!


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lmao!!!


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Hilarious


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