Change Underwear


There's an old sea story about a Marine lieutenant who inspected his men
in the field, and told the 'Gunny' that his men smelled bad. The
lieutenant suggested that the men should change underwear. The Gunny
responded, 'Aye, aye, Sir. I'll see to it immediately!'

The Gunny went straight to the squad tent and announced, 'The
Lieutenant thinks you guys stink, and wants you to change your underwear.
Smith, you change, with Jones. McCarthy, you change with Witkowsky.
Brown, you change with Schultz. Now get to it!'

The moral of this story:

A candidate may promise 'change' in Washington, but don't count on things
smelling any better.