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Note to Self
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10/25/14 11:41 PM
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Do Not, eat two bunches of large red grapes before getting in the stand! This is a BAD thing to do. Stomach is roiling with the fermentation process, pretty sure if there are any deer nearby they can hear it particularly when the pressure relief valve is put to use. Being well over 50 I can't really trust the valve anyway. ..
Destroyer 340; Easton Flatline; Grim Reapers Not as Mean Not as Lean but still a Marine
Billy Bob: My nose is dripping on my balls...
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Re: Note to Self
[Re: 7ARanch]
#5379536
10/25/14 11:45 PM
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Don't force one, you might regret it.
"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Note to Self
[Re: 7ARanch]
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10/25/14 11:51 PM
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7ARanch
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Destroyer 340; Easton Flatline; Grim Reapers Not as Mean Not as Lean but still a Marine
Billy Bob: My nose is dripping on my balls...
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Re: Note to Self
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#5379548
10/25/14 11:54 PM
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8pointdrop
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A fart is like a controlled burn, it can get out of hand quickly.
Heard that here still use it.
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Re: Note to Self
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10/25/14 11:55 PM
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dogcatcher
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Note to Self
[Re: 8pointdrop]
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10/26/14 12:01 AM
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Opening Day
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A fart is like a controlled burn, it can get out of hand quickly.
At least with an out of control controlled burn you can call for help!
Heard that here still use it.
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Re: Note to Self
[Re: 7ARanch]
#5379572
10/26/14 12:15 AM
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I drank a big glass of "Tree Top" brand apple juice before heading to the blind. I almost didn't make it back to the camp in time. That stuff did me about the same as the liquid they made you drink before a colonoscopy.
"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Note to Self
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#5379657
10/26/14 01:17 AM
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Nevery skip a bathroom,
never waste a ... well yeah
And lastly, NEVER TRUST A FART
from the bucket list
Last edited by catslayer; 10/26/14 01:17 AM.
Sombody smells like fried borritos...
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Re: Note to Self
[Re: 7ARanch]
#5379665
10/26/14 01:19 AM
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I learned years ago that coffee is only for after the morning hunt. When without toilet paper, wool gloves make a good substitute. Of course they become disposable gloves.
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Re: Note to Self
[Re: 7ARanch]
#5379684
10/26/14 01:29 AM
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Halfadozen
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Depends. Welcome to the club lol.
Freedom is a fragile thing ...Those who have known freedom, and then lost it, have never known it again. -- Ronald Reagan
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Re: Note to Self
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10/26/14 01:32 AM
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Texas buckeye
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I am laughing out loud...
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Re: Note to Self
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#5379766
10/26/14 02:16 AM
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I learned years ago that coffee is only for after the morning hunt. When without toilet paper, wool gloves make a good substitute. Of course they become disposable gloves. Thats why you always wear a shirt with front pockets. Rip em off, instant TP.
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Re: Note to Self
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10/26/14 02:22 AM
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Well the hunt was unsuccessful but my dignity is still intact, just barely...LMAO about some of the comments but that's what I was expecting. Some time I'll do a write up of why my best friend from the Marine Corps had lots of cammies without pockets, hmmm you probably figured it out.
Destroyer 340; Easton Flatline; Grim Reapers Not as Mean Not as Lean but still a Marine
Billy Bob: My nose is dripping on my balls...
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Re: Note to Self
[Re: 7ARanch]
#5379897
10/26/14 04:12 AM
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hate it whin theirs sepadge around the O-ring
i'm postaddic
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Re: Note to Self
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10/26/14 05:07 AM
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I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Note to Self
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10/26/14 04:03 PM
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I learned years ago that coffee is only for after the morning hunt. When without toilet paper, wool gloves make a good substitute. Of course they become disposable gloves. Thats why you always wear a shirt with front pockets. Rip em off, instant TP. I've got a bunch of socks without mates in my sock drawer.
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Re: Note to Self
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10/26/14 04:12 PM
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I learned years ago that coffee is only for after the morning hunt. When without toilet paper, wool gloves make a good substitute. Of course they become disposable gloves. Thats why you always wear a shirt with front pockets. Rip em off, instant TP. I've got a bunch of socks without mates in my sock drawer. After deer season is over, my wife always asks me about that!!! Now, I always keep at least 1 roll of TP in my truck!!!
I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Note to Self
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10/26/14 04:29 PM
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I learned years ago that coffee is only for after the morning hunt. When without toilet paper, wool gloves make a good substitute. Of course they become disposable gloves. Thats why you always wear a shirt with front pockets. Rip em off, instant TP. I've got a bunch of socks without mates in my sock drawer. After deer season is over, my wife always asks me about that!!! Now, I always keep at least 1 roll of TP in my truck!!! In your truck?! What do you do, duck walk all the way back to get it?
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Re: Note to Self
[Re: 7ARanch]
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10/26/14 04:35 PM
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Its right next to me and I put in backpack!!! Also carry small shovel just in case!!!
I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Note to Self
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#5380796
10/26/14 10:24 PM
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CharlieCTx
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Funny stuff! Show's how resourceful we can all be when the pants are down... I always ask for extra napkins at McD's and the like during the season to keep a bunch in the truck.
I thought I was the only one with o-ring and controlled burn problems...
Charlie
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Re: Note to Self
[Re: 7ARanch]
#5381511
10/27/14 05:10 AM
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8th1
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Don't eat popeye's chicken and big helping of red beans and rice for dinner the night before either.
Bad stuff in the woods at 5am.
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Re: Note to Self
[Re: Halfadozen]
#5382060
10/27/14 03:32 PM
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Depends. Welcome to the club lol. fold 4 sheets of TP, fold along dotted line, place on inside of tighty wites in area, duck tape around edges. disposible.
i'm postaddic
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Re: Note to Self
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10/27/14 10:04 PM
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Depends. Welcome to the club lol. fold 4 sheets of TP, fold along dotted line, place on inside of tighty wites in area, duck tape around edges. disposible. Walmart had sale on, Pre-moistened All Purpose WIPES they'll keep your tushy moist & 100% Biodegradable in 21 days. have u seen the prices of depends
i'm postaddic
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Re: Note to Self
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#5383613
10/28/14 02:42 AM
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aerangis
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hate it whin theirs sepadge around the O-ring One-way o-rings only leak if you repeatedly break the seal from the wrong direction.
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Re: Note to Self
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10/28/14 02:48 AM
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aerangis
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Depends. Welcome to the club lol. fold 4 sheets of TP, fold along dotted line, place on inside of tighty wites in area, duck tape around edges. disposible. Walmart had sale on, Pre-moistened All Purpose WIPES they'll keep your tushy moist & 100% Biodegradable in 21 days. have u seen the prices of depends Leaky o-rings.....keeping the "tushy moist"......... Ahhhh, now I get it. Never met a man who likes his butt hole moist and lubricated. Don't want to either.
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