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 How true!
#5362001
10/15/14 07:27 PM
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DrPerry
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President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn't have his ID.
And the teller said you've got to prove who you are.
He said, "How should I do that?" She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in,
he didn't have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball,
putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.
And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn't have his ID either.
He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time.
We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.
And she said to him, "Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?"
And [Obama] said, "I don't have a clue."
And she said, "Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills."
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Re: How true!
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#5362053
10/15/14 07:57 PM
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Opening Day
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Couldn't be further from the truth!
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Re: How true!
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#5362062
10/15/14 08:01 PM
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ColemanCty
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Couldn't be further from closer to the truth! Fixed it for ya
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Re: How true!
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#5362980
10/16/14 03:22 AM
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Couldn't be further from the truth! Your right, Agassi wasn't that good.
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Re: How true!
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#5364678
10/17/14 02:40 AM
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Gary Olson
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He should have just asked for hope and received some change.
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Re: How true!
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#5364881
10/17/14 05:19 AM
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GTT
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Re: How true!
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#5365321
10/17/14 03:00 PM
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He should have just asked for hope and received some change. And now we all "hope" it "changes"
"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: How true!
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#5369091
10/20/14 03:02 AM
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Wburke2010
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He should have just asked for hope and received some change.  Walter
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Re: How true!
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#5386416
10/29/14 02:14 PM
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jdk1985
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Re: How true!
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11/03/14 12:46 PM
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Couldn't be further from closer to the truth! Fixed it for ya Could be that Opening Day thinks that Obama is doing everything he has done to the country, it's borders, it's economy and world standing on purpose. There is a good argument to made in that respect. Still a funny joke though.
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