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"fascinate" #5040409 03/26/14 10:01 PM
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"fascinate"

A grade school teacher in
Kentucky asked her students to use the word
'fascinate' in a sentence.


Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my
granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was
fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but
I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not
fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see
Rock City and I was fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I
wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She
finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten
buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten
eight.'

Re: "fascinate" [Re: toro] #5040452 03/26/14 10:35 PM
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worthless of Aunt Gina ... just say'n clap


"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."

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Re: "fascinate" [Re: toro] #5040497 03/26/14 11:06 PM
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Re: "fascinate" [Re: toro] #5040695 03/27/14 01:15 AM
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I like little Johnny. banana


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I didn't see it coming. happy3


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Re: "fascinate" [Re: toro] #5041995 03/27/14 08:53 PM
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worthless of Aunt Gina ... just say'n clap


here's a pic of Aunt Gina at Christmas...



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Didn't see that one coming! I like it.


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Originally Posted By: HuntingTexas
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