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 Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/29/13 11:27 PM
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doogie
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Me and some buddies are hunting in south Texas and the owner of the property has a gate guard ( an old Mexican man with limited English )
Our wives wanted to come out and visit on then go out to a nice restaurant (wives dressed in cocktail dresses and had make up on)
We tell the little old Mexican man our wives will be coming and to let them into the ranch
Our wives show up an the little old Mexican man tells them ". No no no , no whores tonight. Wives are coming!" Our wives needless to say did not know how to respond
Last edited by doogie; 11/29/13 11:30 PM.
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 Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/29/13 11:29 PM
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Humannpower
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bwahahaha... 
Iv got hogs an can show you a good time. 
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: Humannpower]
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11/29/13 11:32 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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bwahahaha... How much trouble are you in? 
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: Humannpower]
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11/29/13 11:33 PM
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GTT
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Wow, that guy deserves an [censored] whoopin
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: GTT]
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11/29/13 11:37 PM
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jbd76266
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How much make-up they have on??  Just messing with ya...
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: jbd76266]
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11/29/13 11:43 PM
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TexFlip
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Apparently my grandfather has come back as an old Mexican man. 
Just to make sure that it is done thoroughly, I go both ways.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: jbd76266]
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11/29/13 11:45 PM
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Chief Joe
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How many nights had you been there?
"It is the same boiling water that softens the rice, which hardens the egg." It's not always about the circumstances, but what you are made of....
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: Chief Joe]
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11/30/13 01:08 AM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/30/13 01:22 AM
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Funny thing about getting older:
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to
see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: pegasaurus]
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11/30/13 01:24 AM
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pegasaurus
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Looks like there are two openings. Is this a cash only lease?
Funny thing about getting older:
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to
see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: pegasaurus]
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11/30/13 02:00 AM
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Seconded That's still funny chit, though.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: J.G.]
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11/30/13 02:17 AM
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That is some funny chit, I don't care who you are.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/30/13 03:17 AM
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Maybe that gateman is George Carlin reborn...
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/30/13 03:22 AM
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Must be some good stories we are not being told here...
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: CHRIS1981]
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11/30/13 03:38 AM
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Those wicked City Women... 
Lucky 7 Exotic Ranch located in Eden, Tx. Well managed self sustaining herds roaming our 3,000 acre ranch. First Class Lodging, Ranch style meals and qualified guides. 30+ species.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/30/13 06:27 AM
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I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/30/13 06:39 AM
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/30/13 06:57 AM
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I will get off in a little bit You shouldnt have said that
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/30/13 11:06 AM
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That is some funny chit, I don't care who you are. I'm sorry but that's funny.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/30/13 12:36 PM
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That would have been priceless to see the looks on the wives faces when he said that  Then I would love to be a fly on the wall when the gals called y'all out on that  By the way, do the wives let y'all go down there by yourself anymore
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/30/13 12:38 PM
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/30/13 12:43 PM
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I have heard this joke once before. Pretty funny.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/30/13 05:08 PM
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/30/13 07:09 PM
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I'm just wondering How often are the whores there!!
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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11/30/13 07:50 PM
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Going to be a loooong trip home!
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