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 New Home Plans
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11/05/13 02:06 PM
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SNAKEBIT
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I recently applied for a building permit for a new house:
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 9 gun turrets at various heights,
and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snotgreen with pink trim.
The City Council told me; "Forget it . . . IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN !"
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
Work starts on Monday.
I love this country. It's the Government I'm afraid of !
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Re: New Home Plans
[Re: SNAKEBIT]
#4721426
11/05/13 02:27 PM
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aeb
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You must not have a HOA in your neighborhood! They would never approve of green and pink.
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