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09/23/13 08:51 PM
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Hunt2Fish
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Re: Prison Break
[Re: Hunt2Fish]
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09/24/13 02:48 AM
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crosshare
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Lol!!! 9 out of 10 wives would do this I bet!
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Re: Prison Break
[Re: Hunt2Fish]
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09/24/13 10:18 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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I tried to read the joke but can't stop looking at your sig. That is freaking hilarious!  
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Prison Break
[Re: 007hunters son]
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09/26/13 04:51 PM
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Wilhunt
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Re: Prison Break
[Re: Wilhunt]
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09/26/13 11:43 PM
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J.G.
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Reckon that would motivate a man to fight harder than he ever has before?
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Re: Prison Break
[Re: J.G.]
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09/26/13 11:56 PM
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toolman
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Sounds like a PITA!  Maybe he should follow the Democrat's lead and put up a warning sign "no booty bandits allowed"! 
Last edited by toolman; 09/26/13 11:59 PM.
Old age ain't for sissies!
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Re: Prison Break
[Re: toolman]
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09/27/13 02:34 AM
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chital_shikari
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