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MY MOMMY.... #453525 10/14/08 04:31 PM
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I hope this hasn't been posted. If so Sorry for the re-post

THE EXOTIC DANCER

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for
a living. All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman,
saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little DJ was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, Well my mother's an
exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they
put money in her underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little DJ aside to ask
him, 'Is that really true about your mother?'

No,' the boy said, 'She works for the DEMOCRATIC National Committee and
is helping to get BARACK OBAMA to be our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'




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Re: MY MOMMY.... [Re: sportsman] #453526 10/14/08 04:42 PM
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Re: MY MOMMY.... [Re: sportsman] #453527 10/14/08 05:17 PM
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ROTFLMAO..............


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Re: MY MOMMY.... [Re: Tbar] #453528 10/15/08 02:26 AM
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Good one!



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Re: MY MOMMY.... [Re: Rwuensch] #453529 10/15/08 02:28 AM
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LMAO!


Re: MY MOMMY.... [Re: BMD] #453530 10/17/08 02:27 AM
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greatness



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Re: MY MOMMY.... [Re: Frisbie] #453531 10/21/08 01:26 AM
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I am still lauphing....


Re: MY MOMMY.... [Re: Deerhunter61] #453533 12/18/08 10:57 PM
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Re: MY MOMMY.... [Re: TXSNIPER] #453534 12/18/08 11:44 PM
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Man thats funny, evidently she was pretty good at it too.

This is what I think of Obammy's win



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Re: MY MOMMY.... [Re: moderno] #453535 12/23/08 05:08 AM
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very smart boy



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Re: MY MOMMY.... [Re: Arrow_Splitter10] #453536 12/24/08 05:24 AM
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Re: MY MOMMY.... [Re: sportsman] #453538 12/24/08 10:29 PM
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Outstanding



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