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At the ATM
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08/16/13 04:34 PM
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Joined: Nov 2012
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Hunt2Fish
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MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.
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Re: At the ATM
[Re: Hunt2Fish]
#4484860
08/16/13 04:55 PM
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BnT
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nonsense... I roll the window down before I get there.
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Re: At the ATM
[Re: BnT]
#4485288
08/16/13 07:40 PM
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aeb
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Re: At the ATM
[Re: aeb]
#4485744
08/16/13 10:52 PM
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Joined: Sep 2012
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macec3(TX)
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Re: At the ATM
[Re: macec3(TX)]
#4485855
08/16/13 11:37 PM
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Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 10,125
texasag93
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