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Old and clean......... #4330132 06/19/13 01:55 AM
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A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.

"How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.

"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said the little boy. After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"

The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal."

The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower.

The preacher called the little boy over and said, "I can't get this mower to start." The little boy said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started."

The preacher said, "I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss."

The little boy looked at him happily and said, "You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya."

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Re: Old and clean......... [Re: texasag93] #4331766 06/19/13 08:09 PM
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Sounds like both of my old push mowers....but with a little patience & saying the right words over 'em they've always started.

(I also found out that they start a whole lot easier when one puts gas in 'em - hammer)


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Re: Old and clean......... [Re: Hunt n Fish] #4336151 06/21/13 04:17 PM
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Good one


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Re: Old and clean......... [Re: Satch] #4337154 06/22/13 02:13 AM
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I know that feeling only to well!...LOL!

Re: Old and clean......... [Re: RedHoss] #4337459 06/22/13 06:25 AM
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nice one

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