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 Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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Sorry folks. Just wanted to share my pain  If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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12/13/12 03:17 AM
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Ohhhhhh....Hey, your right!....LOL
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What do snowmen have that snowwomen don't?
snowballs
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What do snowmen have that snowwomen don't?
snowballs
OOhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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We get old too fast and wise too slow
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Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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Q: Where do you find a one legged dog?
A: Where you left it.
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
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Professional courtesy
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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What is the traditional Newlyweds' breakfast?
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Bacon, eggs, and hash blacks....
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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What is the traditional Newlyweds' breakfast?
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Bacon, eggs, and hash blacks.... I get it! Newlyweds can't cook! Right? Hashblacks vs hashbrowns right? I'm so proud of myself! 
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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That joke started when my wife and I were newlyweds 38 years ago. Luckily for me, she learned to cook. As evidence, I offer my 42" waistline 
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12/26/12 09:50 AM
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That joke started when my wife and I were newlyweds 38 years ago. Luckily for me, she learned to cook. As evidence, I offer my 42" waistline And im sure she appreciates that one LOL
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ohhhhhhhhhh
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Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy - but I read every one of them.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back to you when you throw it?
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.. A STICK!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back to you when you throw it?
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.. A STICK! Ohhhhhhhhh
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
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Two snakes were laying on a log when one snake said to the other:
"Hey man, Are we poisonous?"
The second snake said: "Heck man I dont know! Why does it matter?"
The first snake replied: "I think I just bit my tongue!"
Haha cheesy but a good one for all...
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What did the football field say to the team?
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I'm gonna root for you.
Ha!
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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