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THis is why I live here.....
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03/27/13 02:25 PM
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Divertex78
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Are you a Democrat a Republican or just a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:
·Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
·What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
·Does the man look poor or oppressed?
·Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
·Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
·Could we run away?
·What does my wife think?
·What about the kids?
·Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
·What does the law say about this situation?
·Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
·Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
·Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
·Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
·If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
·Should I call 9-1-1?
·Why is this street so deserted?
·We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
·Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
·I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
·This is all so confusing!
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ... Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!
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Re: THis is why I live here.....
[Re: Divertex78]
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03/27/13 04:09 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: THis is why I live here.....
[Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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03/27/13 10:30 PM
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SharpShooter18
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WWWWHHHHHOOOOO GO Republicans.
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Re: THis is why I live here.....
[Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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03/27/13 11:04 PM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: THis is why I live here.....
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03/27/13 11:47 PM
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texasag93
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Re: THis is why I live here.....
[Re: texasag93]
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03/28/13 02:39 AM
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Erny
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Re: THis is why I live here.....
[Re: Divertex78]
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03/28/13 02:49 AM
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Gary Olson
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Obviously, those kids did not get a public education. Their grammar was correct.
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Re: THis is why I live here.....
[Re: Gary Olson]
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03/28/13 02:06 PM
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Quack Whacker
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I think his wife is being unreasonable. If he didn't shoot him up too badly, he should be able to have him mounted if he's never killed one before.
Jesus Christ is Lord! He is risen! Genesis 9:2-3
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Re: THis is why I live here.....
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04/26/13 06:44 PM
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ADP05
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