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Beauty eating at restaurant #4133039 03/20/13 01:06 PM
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A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just
slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. My husband just walked in the door.


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Re: Beauty eating at restaurant [Re: smh264] #4133536 03/20/13 04:45 PM
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Re: Beauty eating at restaurant [Re: KG68] #4134316 03/20/13 11:54 PM
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I do not see a problem,


...unless you find your wife eating alone when you are meeting your girlfriend for lunch.

Re: Beauty eating at restaurant [Re: texasag93] #4134434 03/21/13 12:39 AM
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Didn't see that coming...LOL!

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LOL. Not where I thought that one was going!


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Darren, I have to say my mind was traveling down the same path as yours.

Re: Beauty eating at restaurant [Re: takerofsouls] #4137516 03/22/13 05:42 AM
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