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Beauty eating at restaurant
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03/20/13 01:06 PM
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smh264
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A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. My husband just walked in the door.
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Re: Beauty eating at restaurant
[Re: smh264]
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03/20/13 04:45 PM
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KG68
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Re: Beauty eating at restaurant
[Re: KG68]
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03/20/13 11:54 PM
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texasag93
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I do not see a problem,
...unless you find your wife eating alone when you are meeting your girlfriend for lunch.
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Re: Beauty eating at restaurant
[Re: texasag93]
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03/21/13 12:39 AM
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SSG Frank
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OIF(05-06) & OEF(08-09,10-12) VETERAN
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Re: Beauty eating at restaurant
[Re: SSG Frank]
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03/21/13 03:19 AM
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RedHoss
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Didn't see that coming...LOL!
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Re: Beauty eating at restaurant
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03/22/13 03:23 AM
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Darren M
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LOL. Not where I thought that one was going!
There comes a time when honest debate, serious diplomatic efforts, and logical arguments have been exhausted and only men and women willing to take up arms against evil will suffice to save the freedom of a nation or continent. Taya Kyle
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Re: Beauty eating at restaurant
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03/22/13 04:39 AM
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takerofsouls
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Darren, I have to say my mind was traveling down the same path as yours.
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Re: Beauty eating at restaurant
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03/22/13 05:42 AM
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Oxxon
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Re: Beauty eating at restaurant
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03/31/13 04:05 PM
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caphero
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Re: Beauty eating at restaurant
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04/26/13 06:41 PM
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ADP05
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