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Broken-hearted Annie #4041120 02/10/13 11:05 PM
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Aging Annie was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Joe. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Joe's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
‘On a woman,’ the doctor said, ‘your heart would be just below your left breast.’
Later that night, Annie was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.


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LMAO rofl


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OUCH!! eeks333 roflmao

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That's a good one. I gotta tell my wife that one. clap She could relate. rofl

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That gravity is a real bugger after a number of years, especially to a woman. Men too, but differently. On both, certain things don't look "up" like they used too. Real downer!... LOL

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Originally Posted By: bjankowski
That's a good one. I gotta tell my wife that one. clap She could relate. rofl


Hey bjankowski! Are you still alive?


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That was funny!!


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Wife just chuckled when I read her this!

She said she had visions of a "Maxine" cartoon....


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victim of gravity


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