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 The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/22/12 05:20 PM
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KG68
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THE OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn and fast as mustang.
He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only
dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally
called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot.
So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call,
an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted.
We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said,
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens,
six lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six Democrats,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
Last edited by KG68; 12/22/12 05:23 PM.
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/22/12 05:39 PM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/22/12 07:25 PM
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i could honestly visualize this.... 
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/22/12 08:21 PM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/22/12 09:09 PM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/23/12 02:04 AM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/23/12 03:37 AM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/23/12 04:02 PM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/23/12 10:52 PM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/24/12 02:56 AM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/24/12 10:53 PM
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  Yep that is right on the top there! Now Ellis County will have to change the test....the answers are out!
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/25/12 06:15 PM
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bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/26/12 09:49 AM
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i could honestly visualize this.... yep
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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12/27/12 12:23 AM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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01/17/13 06:21 PM
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 How we do it in Texas 
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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01/18/13 12:50 AM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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02/05/13 05:42 AM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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02/05/13 07:54 AM
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02/05/13 09:45 PM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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02/05/13 10:56 PM
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i could honestly visualize this.... X2. 
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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02/05/13 10:58 PM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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02/06/13 02:41 AM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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02/06/13 03:08 AM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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04/02/13 11:44 PM
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Re: The Texas Sheriff Exam
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04/05/13 03:59 PM
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