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 Mother In Law and the Lion
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01/30/13 04:02 AM
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riverdog
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An avid hunter went on safari with his wife and mother in law. One evening, while deep in the jungle, the wife woke up and found that her mother was gone. Rushing to her husband's tent, she told the hunter that her mother was missing and insisted on them both trying to find her.
The hunter picked up his rifle and started to look for his mother in law. In a clearing near the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother in law was backed up against a huge boulder, and a large lion stood facing her. The wife cried to the husband, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing," said the husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
Work hard, play hard, love without reserve....you can rest in heaven when the journey is over.
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Re: Mother In Law and the Lion
[Re: riverdog]
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01/30/13 04:32 AM
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SatNiteSpec
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Re: Mother In Law and the Lion
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01/30/13 06:28 AM
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That's funny right there! Poor lion, don't they know that's animal cruelty?...LOL
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Re: Mother In Law and the Lion
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01/30/13 10:34 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Mother In Law and the Lion
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01/31/13 12:45 AM
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Seadog
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I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Mother In Law and the Lion
[Re: Seadog]
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01/31/13 02:37 PM
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Re: Mother In Law and the Lion
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01/31/13 08:05 PM
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Re: Mother In Law and the Lion
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02/01/13 01:13 AM
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![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/848/43929693942_36eb4b30cb_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Mother In Law and the Lion
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02/05/13 04:36 AM
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TexasPrincess
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I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand. -- Susan B. Anthony
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Re: Mother In Law and the Lion
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02/05/13 09:20 PM
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caldwelldeerhunter
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dislike mine I would let the lion eat her...
If I put my wife in a high fence will her rack get bigger? ![[Linked Image]](http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k513/harmsway_15/th_DSC02082.jpg)
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Re: Mother In Law and the Lion
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02/07/13 03:31 AM
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