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The Bacon Tree
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01/13/13 02:41 PM
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shootlow
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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
With that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:
"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it? "
"Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...
Ees....
Ees....
Ees....
Ees....
Ees...
Ees.... a ham bush."
And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you? I know you did! You are grinning aren't you? He,he,he
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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01/13/13 03:31 PM
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OOoooooooohhhhh.
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. Ernest Hemingway
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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01/13/13 04:26 PM
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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01/13/13 11:45 PM
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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01/14/13 01:11 AM
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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01/14/13 05:03 AM
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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01/14/13 09:25 PM
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Yes i did the accent and it sounded good in my head!
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01/15/13 01:49 PM
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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01/15/13 09:11 PM
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nice one !
"No, I don't know everything. I am damn good with Google though" "Never get into a gunfight with a buffalo hunter. There's no such thing as cover"
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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01/15/13 09:13 PM
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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01/15/13 10:41 PM
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01/17/13 05:32 PM
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HAHAHA I was in full Spanglish dialect
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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01/17/13 07:50 PM
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01/17/13 07:51 PM
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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01/18/13 02:11 AM
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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02/04/13 07:36 PM
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Everything you pour over a cows back eventually runs off of her belly!
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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02/05/13 01:44 AM
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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02/05/13 04:12 AM
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I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand. -- Susan B. Anthony
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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02/24/13 04:48 AM
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sic'em
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Gotta be my favorite joke on the site.
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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02/24/13 04:24 PM
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That is funny, thinking about it last night while trying to sleep and got a midnight chuckle.
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Re: The Bacon Tree
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03/04/13 10:00 AM
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I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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