Lemme give this a shot, I'll add more as I think of them. Geez, I'm cracking up just thinking about some of the characters that I call my friends....
"My thighs are still sore from ballroom dancing lessons last night"
"Good news dude, looks like I'm not going to be the father of your niece/nephew....this month at least"
"I consider the blackjack to be the most sensuous of all duck species"
"Cabela's waders just really irritate my nipple rings"
"Hey man, smell this"
"I meet so many hot chicks at crossfit"
Anything that starts with someone saying "Hashtag"
