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08/30/12 10:07 PM
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frognot
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An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?" The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?" The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.
Dale Earnhardt
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Re: Couple Sex
[Re: frognot]
#3529063
08/30/12 10:17 PM
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redfred
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Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: Couple Sex
[Re: redfred]
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08/30/12 10:51 PM
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RedHoss
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Re: Couple Sex
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08/30/12 11:43 PM
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bull frog
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Good Joke....Poor Grandpaw----LOL
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Re: Couple Sex
[Re: bull frog]
#3530120
08/31/12 02:35 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Couple Sex
[Re: frognot]
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08/31/12 09:00 PM
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Nightbird
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Dohhh!! 
James
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger"
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Re: Couple Sex
[Re: frognot]
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09/01/12 01:53 AM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Couple Sex
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09/02/12 08:25 PM
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chital_shikari
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Good Joke....Poor Grandpaw----LOL
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Re: Couple Sex
[Re: bull frog]
#3537190
09/03/12 12:24 PM
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BBD84
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Good Joke....Poor Grandpaw----LOL
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Re: Couple Sex
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#3538751
09/03/12 10:41 PM
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Kelly223
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Re: Couple Sex
[Re: Nightbird]
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09/03/12 10:51 PM
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BMD
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Dohhh!!
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Re: Couple Sex
[Re: BMD]
#3538909
09/03/12 11:38 PM
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Team Hillbilly
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Team Hillbilly
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Paralyzed Veterans of America
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Re: Couple Sex
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#3543164
09/05/12 05:26 AM
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Ramsey
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FKH!!!!
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Re: Couple Sex
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#3544974
09/05/12 08:27 PM
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pawpaw52
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All ways all ways reply go ask your mother or gran mother
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Re: Couple Sex
[Re: pawpaw52]
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09/05/12 11:27 PM
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RedHoss
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Innocent honest communication with kids is a dangerous thing. You know what they say, "Kids say the darndest things". They don't mean anything wrong, but some things just don't come out right. "Always" be sure of the subject and then proceed with caution with your answer. I've been burned like that too and ended up feeling like an idiot. It's funny now but not then.
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Re: Couple Sex
[Re: Txtrapper10]
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09/06/12 06:41 PM
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caldwelldeerhunter
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If I put my wife in a high fence will her rack get bigger? ![[Linked Image]](http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k513/harmsway_15/th_DSC02082.jpg)
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Re: Couple Sex
[Re: caldwelldeerhunter]
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09/08/12 12:18 AM
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erniejs
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We get old too fast and wise too slow
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Re: Couple Sex
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09/08/12 05:45 PM
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Texsun
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Really good one.....stolen.
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Re: Couple Sex
[Re: BBD84]
#3572022
09/14/12 11:36 PM
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tex2
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