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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
[Re: redfred]
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08/24/12 11:34 PM
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mjonesfwfd
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I'd like to put onions in your panties and cry myself to sleep!!
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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08/25/12 02:28 AM
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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08/25/12 04:49 PM
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Henry Hefner
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Some of these are really funny! In a huge high school in the '70s, sitting in the smoking area (yes, we had a special area where students were allowed to smoke) I saw a girl slap a guy. I watched him, and he approached another girl and spoke, and she yelled something at him and walked away. He was about to pass by me, and I asked what was going on. He explained that he was asking these girls that he didn't know for sex. I said that it didn't appear to be working for him, and he said he wasn't worried, as he had gone this route before, and about one in five said yes. I guess he thought it was worth the four slaps!
What part of "uphold the constitution" don't they understand?
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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08/25/12 09:52 PM
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Texican Ben
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Don't tell me, let me guess. Your name must be Visa, because you're everywhere I want to be!
Hi, you can call me Milk, cause I'll do your body good....
"I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.” J.R.R. Tolkien
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
[Re: Texican Ben]
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08/26/12 04:27 PM
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hallfns
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Is your dad a terrorist?
Cause ur the bomb.
After smashing an ice cube.... Say now that iv broken the ice, wanna go home and &/*# ?
piss.wezel@gmail.com
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