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 First Pitch
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08/22/12 06:25 PM
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riverdog
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The President and Mrs. Mitchelle Obama are in the front row at a Yankees game.
The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents, one of whom leans over and whispers something into the President’s ear.
As soon as he finishes, Mr. Obama grabs Mitchelle by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing.
Mitchelle falls 10 feet to the top of the dugout, kicking and screaming obscenities.
The Secret Service agent leans over again and whispers,
“Mr. President, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!”
Work hard, play hard, love without reserve....you can rest in heaven when the journey is over.
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: riverdog]
#3500213
08/22/12 06:35 PM
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East
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: riverdog]
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08/22/12 07:54 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
#3500457
08/22/12 07:56 PM
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TooLow
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: TooLow]
#3500849
08/22/12 09:37 PM
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nuprofessor
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CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE FOR TOMORROW. INVEST IN TOMORROW BY TAKING A CHILD HUNTING OR FISHING TODAY.
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: nuprofessor]
#3501296
08/22/12 11:40 PM
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BBD84
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Texas Elite Outfitters.
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: BBD84]
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08/22/12 11:53 PM
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bull frog
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: bull frog]
#3502165
08/23/12 02:47 AM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: HuntingTexas]
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08/23/12 04:03 PM
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JCLC43837
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they should of tossed both off the nose blead section
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: JCLC43837]
#3503597
08/23/12 04:10 PM
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Seadog
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I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: Seadog]
#3507853
08/24/12 07:58 PM
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Txtrapper10
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: Txtrapper10]
#3518837
08/28/12 03:29 AM
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huntinbuddy
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when it becomes public how much she spent on her trip to Africa we will throw her out... oh yea we paid for it,,, 497.000
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: huntinbuddy]
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08/28/12 12:01 PM
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Hunt n Fish
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"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: riverdog]
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09/01/12 03:09 AM
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DannyB
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That is a classic---recycled from the Clinton days. It fits both first bitches perfectly. 
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: DannyB]
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09/02/12 08:22 PM
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chital_shikari
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: SAllen]
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09/05/12 03:39 AM
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Sam6499
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: Sam6499]
#3544340
09/05/12 05:17 PM
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Team Hillbilly
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Team Hillbilly
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Paralyzed Veterans of America
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Re: First Pitch
[Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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09/06/12 06:49 PM
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caldwelldeerhunter
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