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Beer is good for the brain
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08/20/12 12:31 PM
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Here's how it goes:
It's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Re: Beer is good for the brain
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08/20/12 01:21 PM
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Re: Beer is good for the brain
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08/20/12 08:31 PM
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Classic---That was told by "Norm" on the Cheers show.
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Re: Beer is good for the brain
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08/20/12 10:13 PM
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I actually have that quote framed from cheers. One of my favorites.
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Beer is good for the brain
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08/21/12 01:19 AM
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Makes sense to me.
There goes another slow one......
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Re: Beer is good for the brain
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08/21/12 01:42 AM
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We get old too fast and wise too slow
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Re: Beer is good for the brain
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08/21/12 07:23 PM
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Classic---That was told by "Norm" on the Cheers show. I think that was told by Cliff Claven the mailman, if I remember correctly. And I should as I have practicing this for years...
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Re: Beer is good for the brain
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08/22/12 12:37 PM
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Re: Beer is good for the brain
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08/23/12 12:30 AM
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"I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.” J.R.R. Tolkien
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Re: Beer is good for the brain
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08/23/12 03:25 AM
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Re: Beer is good for the brain
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08/24/12 08:12 PM
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Re: Beer is good for the brain
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08/27/12 06:17 PM
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Re: Beer is good for the brain
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09/06/12 07:48 PM
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Makes sense to me.
There goes another slow one......
If I put my wife in a high fence will her rack get bigger?
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Re: Beer is good for the brain
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09/24/12 01:59 AM
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