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the Express Law Degree... #3317074 06/23/12 10:25 PM
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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is
it for the express degree you told me about?"

"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?"

"That's MY business! Get me the course!"

Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer
was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.

Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late,
tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
you died?"

In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
"One less lawyer . . ."






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Re: the Express Law Degree... [Re: reeltexan] #3317356 06/24/12 01:07 AM
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That's good!



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Re: the Express Law Degree... [Re: Quack Whacker] #3317571 06/24/12 03:11 AM
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That is cheap.


Re: the Express Law Degree... [Re: texasag93] #3320141 06/25/12 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted By: texasag93
That is cheap.
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Re: the Express Law Degree... [Re: Talisman] #3322985 06/26/12 09:34 AM
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haha i like it



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Re: the Express Law Degree... [Re: BBD84] #3323721 06/26/12 03:59 PM
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Thats one way to get it done.


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