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 I might lie too!!!!
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04/03/12 02:17 AM
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Quick Shoot Again
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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old tall, tan and terrific "hoochie-mamma" who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"
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Re: I might lie too!!!!
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04/03/12 03:15 PM
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Big A
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Re: I might lie too!!!!
[Re: Big A]
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04/03/12 03:17 PM
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txshntr
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Re: I might lie too!!!!
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04/03/12 05:17 PM
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Hunt n Fish
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"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: I might lie too!!!!
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04/04/12 03:55 PM
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stxranchman
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Re: I might lie too!!!!
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06/25/12 09:02 AM
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Talisman
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Re: I might lie too!!!!
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06/25/12 07:37 PM
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HuntingTexas
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Re: I might lie too!!!!
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06/26/12 12:16 AM
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BBD84
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Re: I might lie too!!!!
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#3323449
06/26/12 02:26 PM
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mjpotts
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Re: I might lie too!!!!
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06/26/12 03:57 PM
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Jake83
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Re: I might lie too!!!!
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06/27/12 12:07 AM
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