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Slow it down, Grandma.... #3294519 06/14/12 07:22 PM
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Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Massachusetts state trooper sees a car puttering along at 24 mph.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!"
He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat, and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"
The trooper, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that "24" was the Route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, "is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken."
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 128."


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Re: Slow it down, Grandma.... [Re: reeltexan] #3294583 06/14/12 07:59 PM
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Yep, there she goes!


Re: Slow it down, Grandma.... [Re: short mag] #3295993 06/15/12 07:20 AM
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Re: Slow it down, Grandma.... [Re: SR025] #3298023 06/16/12 04:42 AM
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Re: Slow it down, Grandma.... [Re: txshntr] #3303323 06/18/12 09:27 PM
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Dang, that's scary



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Nice


Re: Slow it down, Grandma.... [Re: Jake83] #3306237 06/19/12 10:07 PM
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