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Slow it down, Grandma....
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06/14/12 07:22 PM
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reeltexan
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Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Massachusetts state trooper sees a car puttering along at 24 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat, and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?" The trooper, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that "24" was the Route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, "is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken." "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 128."
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: Slow it down, Grandma....
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06/14/12 07:59 PM
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06/15/12 07:20 AM
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Re: Slow it down, Grandma....
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06/16/12 04:36 AM
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06/16/12 04:42 AM
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06/18/12 09:27 PM
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06/18/12 10:13 PM
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06/19/12 10:07 PM
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