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Chupacabra Real or Not?
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02/09/08 01:30 AM
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Here is the question is it real or not? Either way, if it were, would you hunt it? If so, how? JUST KIDDING!!!! 
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: Parker]
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02/09/08 01:57 AM
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Crazyhorse
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Not Real.
Yes I Would Hunt It.
I Would Find It's Source Of Drinking Water And Start Placing Large Amounts Of Everclear In That Water And keep Him Away From It For 2 Or # Days, Until It Was Good And Thirsty, Then Let The Thing Have Access to The Water.
Once It Drank Enough To Pass Out, Then I Would Move It Into A Cage And Hit The Late Night Talk Show Circuit Until PETA And The Greenies Got The Thing Declared Endangered And I Had To Release It Back To Where I Caught It.
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: Crazyhorse]
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02/09/08 02:08 AM
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FoxTrot
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I would shoot the sh1t out of it!
I avoid Dick's and hope they fold.
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: Crazyhorse]
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02/09/08 02:10 AM
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BradyBuck
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Heck yeah they are real..I hunt them by putting on a goat costume and wait for them to come in to suck my blood. At the last moment right before they attack me I bust out my Cervical Implant Drug Release and slip them a good one for lure in my other hunts. Then I shoot them with my 10mm glock.
Chupacabra (also chupacabras, from Spanish chupar: to suck, cabra: goat; goat sucker) is a cryptid rumored to inhabit parts of the Americas. It is associated more recently with sightings of an allegedly unknown animal in Puerto Rico (where these sightings were first reported), Mexico, and the United States, especially in the latter's Latin American communities. The name comes from the animal's reported habit of attacking and drinking the blood of livestock, especially goats. Physical descriptions of the creature vary. Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as 1990 in Puerto Rico, and have since been reported as far north as Maine, and as far south as Chile. It is supposedly a heavy creature, the size of a small bear, with a row of spines reaching from the neck to the base of the tail. Most biologists and wildlife management officials view the chupacabra as an urban legend.
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: BradyBuck]
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02/09/08 02:27 AM
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
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02/09/08 02:28 AM
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They are real.....I ran across one while huntin near Sierra Blanca Peak back in the 1950s. They are quick and sneaky, and will only present themselves to old men with missing teeth and bad breath.
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: Concho]
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02/09/08 02:40 AM
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Big Orn
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Yes, of course they are real. Geesh! Wassamattawichyou?  I'd hunt it if I could bring a CD of my greatest hits...and Crazyorse wore his kilt. If my singing didn't knock him out, Crazyhorse's legs would fer shore!!! 
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: Concho]
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02/09/08 02:42 AM
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Dang right they are real!!  I am a member of the TCRC! We research all sightings and even put togather search crews to go out and find these suckers. We have seen them several times, but we cant ever seem to get any pictures of them. We have also recorded thier vocalazations and seen thier shelters. Every now and then we run across some foot prints and hair. NO JOKE!! 
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: JCB]
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02/09/08 03:31 AM
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I havn't given any thought to tracking down a chupacabra. But now that I think about, might be a good fit for the Mavs too. Be tough to defend a shape shifting point guard.
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: jrs_39]
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02/09/08 03:36 AM
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Big Orn
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You've been sorely misinformed, JRS. Chupas don't shapeshift...it's a myth. They do fly, howsoever, and are good at it. Let's try to separate fact from fiction in these types of discussions. Thanks. 
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: Parker]
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02/09/08 04:11 AM
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Somebody in Mexico had too much tequilla and one thing lead to another. You know the drill. Chupacabra: Webster's says...me no sabe! 
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: LM1]
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02/09/08 04:16 AM
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I also think that Dirty Steve in Young Guns saw one after a little paote with Chavez y' Chavez.
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: LM1]
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02/09/08 04:18 AM
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Big Orn
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There's been many a creature seen while on "the stuff".  Bosephus seen the ghost on the midnight train.... 
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: Big Orn]
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02/09/08 04:19 AM
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: Josey Wales]
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02/09/08 04:28 AM
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Big Orn
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
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02/09/08 04:36 AM
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LM1
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Thats what I'm talkin about
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: LM1]
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02/10/08 02:35 AM
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So, on a more serious note, the legendary Chupacabra was found to be coyotes inflicted with mange.
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: LM1]
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02/10/08 04:32 AM
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Quote:
Somebody in Mexico had too much tequilla
Now that's an oxymoron. 
"Guns aren't toys!They're for family protection,hunting dangerous or delicious animals,and keeping the King of England out of your face!" H.Simpson
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
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02/10/08 06:10 PM
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I would like to catch one and train it to track skunk apes
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: highlonesome1]
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02/10/08 06:38 PM
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Since there has been a sighting here in Dickens County I propose a first ever "THF Chupacabra Hunt". With all his experience at exotic hunts, skunks, and feral ants, I propose we put aka Elmer Fudd in charge of the rules and providing all the alcohol. Enough drink I am sure someone's gonna at least see one!
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: SimpleTXgal]
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02/10/08 07:20 PM
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Parker
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Orn's wrong. They CAN NOT fly. But they can shoot lasers from their eyes and fireballs from their arse!!
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: Parker]
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02/10/08 07:44 PM
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Big Orn
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The one I seen flied, bygawd!!!  That's what made me swear off the Ta'killya.... 
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: SimpleTXgal]
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02/10/08 07:47 PM
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Big Orn
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Quote:
I propose we put aka Elmer Fudd in charge of the rules and providing all the alcohol.
Lawd Gawdomighty, Gail! That means we'll have to keep our cellphones charged all the time for his silly little snidely remarks about rule changes e'ry 10 minutes. 

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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: Big Orn]
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02/11/08 01:38 AM
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Like anyone could ever possibly know that.
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Re: Chupacabra Real or Not?
[Re: LM1]
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02/13/08 02:27 PM
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deuce12
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REAL and yes I would hunt them.
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