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This is so stupid
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03/13/12 08:49 PM
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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. ... Paddy and Gerry leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass. At the Connor Pass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.' He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Heck with dat. Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me!'
THERE'S MORE... Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at ConnorPass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. 'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat friggin' parrotshooting either!'
IT IS NOT OVER YET... Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head. 'Heck with dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting... And now Sean and his friggin' hengliding!'
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Re: This is so stupid
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#3087212
03/13/12 10:45 PM
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chital_shikari
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![scared scared](/forum/images/graemlins/default/scared.gif) Too blondish...
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Re: This is so stupid
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03/14/12 01:20 AM
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texasag93
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I though each one of the jokes should have started with, 'They walked out of the pub and into the Pet Store....'
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Re: This is so stupid
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03/14/12 01:58 AM
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I kind of was expecting something along the lines of.......Hold my beer.........Watch this!
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Re: This is so stupid
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03/14/12 02:55 PM
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Told ya it was stupid, I just didnt wanna be the only one that wasted my time reading it
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