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 Two days in the life of a deer hunter
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01/22/12 12:40 AM
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grandpa75672
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Morning: 1:00 AM: Alarm clock rings. 2:00 AM: Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed. 2:30 AM: Throw everything except kitchen sink into pickup. 3:00 AM: Leave for deep woods. 3:15 AM: Drive back home to pick up gun. 3:30 AM: Drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight. 4:00 AM: Set up camp. Forgot the stupid tent. 4:30 AM: Head for the woods. 6:05 AM: See eight deer. 6:06 AM: Take aim and squeeze trigger. 6:07 AM: CLICK. 6:08 AM: Load gun while watching deer go over hill. 8:00 AM: Head back to camp. 9:00 AM: Still looking for camp. 10:00 AM: Realize that you don't know where camp is.
Afternoon: Fire gun for help---eat wild berries. 2:15 PM: Run out of bullets---eight deer come back. 2:20 PM: Strange feeling in stomach. 2:30 PM: Realize that you ate poison berries. 2:45 PM: Rescued. 2:55 PM: Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped, throw up instead. 3:15 PM: Arrive back at camp. 3:30 PM: Leave camp to kill deer. 4:00 PM: Return to camp for bullets. 4:01 PM: Load gun---leave camp again.
Evening: 5:00 PM: Empty gun on bug that is bugging you. 6:00 PM: Arrive at camp -- see deer grazing. 6:01 PM: Load gun. 6:02 PM: Fire gun. 6:03 PM: One dead pickup. 6:05 PM: Hunting partners arrive in camp dragging deer. 6:06 PM: Repress desire to shoot hunting partners. 6:07 PM: Fall into fire. 6:10 PM: Change clothing, throw burned ones in fire. 6:15 PM: Take pickup, leave hunting partners and deer in camp. 6:25 PM: Pickup boils over due to hole shot in block. 6:26 PM: Start walking. 6:30 PM: Stumble and fall, drop gun in mud. 6:35 PM: Meet bear. 6:36 PM: Take aim. 6:37 PM: Fire gun, blow up barrel that's plugged with mud. 6:38 PM: Mess pants. 6:39 PM: Climb tree. 11:00 PM: Bear leaves. Wrap gun around tree.
Midnight: Home at last. Fall on knees thanking Maker.
Next day: Watch football game on TV, slowly tearing up hunting license into small pieces, place in
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Re: Two days in the life of a deer hunter
[Re: grandpa75672]
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02/07/12 08:33 AM
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Talisman
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Re: Two days in the life of a deer hunter
[Re: Talisman]
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02/07/12 04:12 PM
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Kory
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i have to say that this has never happened to me.
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Re: Two days in the life of a deer hunter
[Re: Kory]
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02/07/12 05:50 PM
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texasag93
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Sounds like a golfer who picked up hunting.
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Re: Two days in the life of a deer hunter
[Re: texasag93]
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02/09/12 02:07 AM
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arnett34
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Sounds like a golfer who picked up hunting. lol thats right
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Re: Two days in the life of a deer hunter
[Re: arnett34]
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02/11/12 12:22 AM
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bullnettle
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Sounds like a golfer who picked up hunting. lol thats right
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Re: Two days in the life of a deer hunter
[Re: bullnettle]
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02/18/12 06:48 PM
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DSST_Construction
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sounds like a true story for some people
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Re: Two days in the life of a deer hunter
[Re: DSST_Construction]
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04/10/12 12:38 PM
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Texsun
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Re: Two days in the life of a deer hunter
[Re: Texsun]
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04/10/12 11:29 PM
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Omar
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I knew a guy like that years ago. He just up a disappeared one day, wonder why?
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