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01/15/08 07:55 PM
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Tres
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: Tres]
#297309
01/15/08 08:28 PM
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tkuehn5410
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I have always wondered if it was legal to drive your mower on the streets.
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: Tres]
#297310
01/15/08 08:34 PM
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Brother in-law
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: Brother in-law]
#297311
01/15/08 09:53 PM
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ralph
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"He stopped mowing yards today.
They placed him in the police car.
Now, they're hauling him away.
He stopped mowing yards...today."
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: ralph]
#297312
01/16/08 02:34 PM
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TreeBass
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LOL. that was great  Quote:
"He stopped mowing yards today.
They placed him in the police car.
Now, they're hauling him away.
He stopped mowing yards...today."
Genius 
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: TreeBass]
#297313
01/16/08 04:06 PM
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ralph
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I figured that was a more appropriate song than "The Race is On" since the guy did stop...
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: ralph]
#297314
01/16/08 07:05 PM
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beaver_huntinchick
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THAT SURE LOOKED A LOT LIKE ORN... 
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: beaver_huntinchick]
#297315
01/16/08 09:13 PM
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LG
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That was funny! 
Never look a monkey in the eye
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: LG]
#297316
01/17/08 02:55 PM
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Rwuensch
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What a dumb ARSE! Screamed like a little girl.
Funny though
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: Rwuensch]
#297317
01/17/08 04:40 PM
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ralph
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Did anyone beside me think that when he was screaming " I know my rights!" he sounded alot like Dale on "King of the Hill"?
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: ralph]
#297318
01/17/08 06:29 PM
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sig226fan (Rguns.com)
duck & cover
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I agree with everything here, except the "little girl" comment...that stuff burns like HE77!!!! Try it sometime...
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: ralph]
#297319
01/20/08 05:08 PM
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fgdn
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Quote:
Did anyone beside me think that when he was screaming " I know my rights!" he sounded alot like Dale on "King of the Hill"?
exactly.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting.......holy kaka.....What a Ride!
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: fgdn]
#297320
01/26/08 02:45 AM
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kansasmedic
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"how long you been driving the mower?"
"about three weeks."
FUNNY CHIT
BIG HOPES FOR '07
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: kansasmedic]
#297321
03/14/08 01:08 AM
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gottadip
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Darnit! That was Tres on the back of that mower! Sonofagun...
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: gottadip]
#297322
03/14/08 01:32 AM
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kdub
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that guy was over the top, was that real? "my wife said she would stab me in the face if i didn't get her another beer"
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Re: Lawnmower DUI
[Re: kdub]
#297323
03/15/08 03:45 AM
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LM1
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You otta see how many riding mowers used to go to the PAC a Sac In Alvord, TX. We didn't think cars were invented yet.
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