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The mother of all jihadist jokes #2969871 01/29/12 02:59 PM
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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of
tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts
flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.

''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''

''Yes, I remember him as a baby.'' says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now though." the mother confides.

"Oh, so sad dear...'' says the other.

''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''

''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair
when he was born.''

''He's a martyr too...'' says the mother quietly.

''Oh, gracious me...'' says the other.

''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been
18'', she whispers.

"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started
school...''

''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at
the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"


Re: The mother of all jihadist jokes [Re: HATaylor] #2969878 01/29/12 03:06 PM
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Thought the mother was gonna say the last one grew up to be potus


Re: The mother of all jihadist jokes [Re: BMD] #2971149 01/30/12 01:41 AM
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That is a long joke


Re: The mother of all jihadist jokes [Re: Texas Heat] #2993423 02/07/12 08:04 AM
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hmmm again


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