JJ Kent does not shoot ducks. They die of heart attacks when he pops out of his layout.

JJ Kent once killed a limit of greenheads on the fifty yard line of Red Raider Stadium during halftime.

A recent study of waterfowl mortality determined the number one cause is JJ Kent.

JJ Kent does not go hunting. He goes killing.

JJ Kent once got to the blind and realized he had no shells. He quickly constructed an atlatl and limited out.

JJ Kent performed a Cesarean on his own mother from the inside in order to escape her womb for opening day.

JJ Kent has never trained a retriever. He reaches "an understanding" with Labradors by the age of four weeks.

The USF&WS once considered parachuting JJ Kent into the tundra to annihilate snow geese, but the plan was aborted when it was determined the mere sight of him would cause polar bears to go extinct.

Pursuant to Einstein's General Theory of Relativity, it is actually possible for JJ Kent to kill ducks in the future and in the past. At the same time.

JJ Kent once fashioned a duck call from a chewing gum wrapper and a zip tie. He then won the world championship in Stuttgart.

JJ Kent once ran late getting to the blind. He told the sun to wait a few minutes. It did.

That's some pretty good stuff. Makes me think JJ Kent tought Chuck Norris how to duck hunt.

Chuck Norris had a nightmare once. He dreamed he cupped into JJ Kent's spread.

JJ dosent use a shotgun to killl ducks, he uses a roundhouse kick

WHo the hel is JJ Kent??????

Whiskey & Me.

Thinking JJ was the first "Terminator" and Arnold just stold his thunder LOL

OOOHHHHH I see.

That must be the guy that doesnt use decoys, he magneticly atrackts ducks to him....

JJ Kent now has a head the size of of Texas....

Funny... I saw a list similar to this earlier on another post.

JJ does get on the ducks though. Oh to have free time again.

he also stayed in a holiday inn express

A couple more:

"He once wore a Barney suit, and all the old pros left abandoned their spots and loaded back up."



"He once shot once over the limit and the TPWD changed the bag limits that day for him."

Only quote that comes to mind

"Why Wyatt, I am Rolling"


Purty funny...

Most of them fit...

Only one that is a little off...is that I am not a "killer" but I prefer to be known as a "Hunter" dam good too if I might add...


Will say this, that this week alone, I have had 2 Birds, dive rather than fly when I popped out of my layout blind!

Think they knew what was about to happen...

J.J.

To JJ Kent!

I bet when he opens that camo parka he has a big red S on his fruit-of-the-looms

My girlfriends boss has a boat slip around highport somewhere. I told them not to let there kids get attached to any of the greenheads there abouts. Looks like your having a great season JJ.

Huckabee's stock just went up in my book. That's pretty funny stuff.

Mike Huckabee's plan to secure the border? Two words: Chuck Norris.