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Turkey Camp #2782251 11/25/11 01:01 AM
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Four guys have been going to the same turkey camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him that he isn't going. Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?

Two days later, the remaining three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dammit man, how long've you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. The evening before I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

"So, here I am."


Re: Turkey Camp [Re: FLDOUG] #2782679 11/25/11 04:58 AM
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That's FUNNY !!!!




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Re: Turkey Camp [Re: THETEXAN] #2797551 11/30/11 06:45 PM
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rofl

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Re: Turkey Camp [Re: BuckRage] #2797587 11/30/11 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By: BuckRage
rofl

worthless


Oldie but still goood for a laugh,

Like he idea of pics banana

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lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true
Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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