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Turkey Camp
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11/25/11 01:01 AM
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Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 61
FLDOUG
OP
Outdoorsman
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OP
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Four guys have been going to the same turkey camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him that he isn't going. Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later, the remaining three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dammit man, how long've you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. The evening before I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
"So, here I am."
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Re: Turkey Camp
[Re: FLDOUG]
#2782679
11/25/11 04:58 AM
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 1,844
THETEXAN
Pro Tracker
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Pro Tracker
Joined: Jan 2011
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 You Don't Have A PIG Problem If Ya Want to Charge $200.00
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Re: Turkey Camp
[Re: THETEXAN]
#2797551
11/30/11 06:45 PM
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Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 20,988
BuckRage
THF Celebrity
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THF Celebrity
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Re: Turkey Camp
[Re: BuckRage]
#2797587
11/30/11 06:55 PM
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Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 33,147
kmon11
junior
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junior
Joined: Sep 2006
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Oldie but still goood for a laugh, Like he idea of pics 
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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