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Bob was out deer hunting and had to use the bathroom. He leaned his gun up against a tree and then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well, Bob, I have some good news & some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," Bob replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly" answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
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Re: Bob
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11/10/11 08:56 PM
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11/11/11 01:23 AM
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Re: Bob
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11/12/11 03:41 AM
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11/15/11 07:09 PM
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![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/KjZZqFj8/point-with-bird.jpg) "If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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02/11/12 04:45 AM
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We work anything an everything masonry,we have been in this trade for over 40+ years of experience.
We fix/repair/build anything masonry
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04/10/12 12:37 PM
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04/10/12 02:28 PM
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Work hard, play hard, love without reserve....you can rest in heaven when the journey is over.
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04/10/12 11:24 PM
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06/06/12 01:49 PM
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Jesus Christ is Lord!
He is risen!
Genesis 9:2-3
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