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12/10/07 10:19 PM
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SimpleTXgal
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A lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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 Re: Cyanide
[Re: SimpleTXgal]
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12/11/07 05:47 PM
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texasd
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Re: Cyanide
[Re: elkhunter7x6]
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12/16/07 05:39 AM
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Rwuensch
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We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
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Re: Cyanide
[Re: larrywoodson]
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01/25/08 04:41 PM
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FoxTrot
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I avoid Dick's and hope they fold.
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