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 What the Heck !! ... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!
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08/15/11 10:51 PM
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Quick Shoot Again
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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?
A. A different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans
On Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh_t
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
OH be quiet ... Just pass it on!.....
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"
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Re: What the Heck !! ... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!
[Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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08/15/11 11:43 PM
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Moonie Magnum
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Texas is better. 
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Re: What the Heck !! ... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!
[Re: Moonie Magnum]
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08/16/11 02:06 AM
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gogburn
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Good Hunting,
Gary
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Re: What the Heck !! ... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!
[Re: gogburn]
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08/16/11 01:00 PM
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Big A
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 "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: What the Heck !! ... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!
[Re: Big A]
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08/16/11 08:20 PM
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reeltexan
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![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/KjZZqFj8/point-with-bird.jpg) "If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: What the Heck !! ... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!
[Re: reeltexan]
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08/18/11 05:48 PM
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Doc Plunkett
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I'm of Irish decent and I resemble that remark. Very funny.
Back from Afghanistan and looking to catch up on the hunting I missed.
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Re: What the Heck !! ... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!
[Re: Doc Plunkett]
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08/18/11 06:18 PM
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HICKORY12
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Someboby will probably be offended. But it wont be a hunter or a gun owner or a fisherman -- probably someone on here that shouldnt be, like a _____? 
Remember The Alamo. And GOD BLESS ROBERT E. LEE. ![[Linked Image]](http://i1121.photobucket.com/albums/l504/rickhargrove/DSCN0287.jpg) [IMG]
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Re: What the Heck !! ... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!
[Re: HICKORY12]
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08/18/11 08:14 PM
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passthru
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Not unless you are one of the indicated ethnicity or nationality groups. Or someone who is sensitive to such things. A couple of them were humorous further down on the list. The first few not at all.
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Re: What the Heck !! ... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!
[Re: passthru]
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08/19/11 07:04 PM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: What the Heck !! ... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!
[Re: HuntingTexas]
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08/25/11 03:24 AM
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Hog killer1009
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Re: What the Heck !! ... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!
[Re: Hog killer1009]
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08/25/11 09:38 PM
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TSU99
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I can think of a few more, but they would get me banned for life from this forum.
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Re: What the Heck !! ... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!
[Re: TSU99]
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08/26/11 03:47 PM
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Big Will
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Im not offended at all, just LMAO. 
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Re: What the Heck !! ... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!
[Re: Big Will]
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08/27/11 06:45 PM
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chital_shikari
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