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 Pick Up Line
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06/24/11 08:22 PM
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Texican Ben
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A beautifull woman, in an upscale downtown bar, sensualy takes a sip from her martini glass and makes eye contact with a well dressed man at the other end of the bar. She walks over to him as all the men in the place look her over.
She gets real close to her target and speaking softly to him says, "I want you to know that I am willing $crew anyone anywhere. Standing up, sitting down or lying down, it doesn't matter. Male or female, young or old it's all the same to me."
The man doesn't flinch. He slowly puts his drink down and casually replies, "Really? I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
"I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.�
J.R.R. Tolkien
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Re: Pick Up Line
[Re: Texican Ben]
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06/24/11 10:19 PM
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Joined: Apr 2009
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pdr55
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I think that BIT#% was my ex`s attorney.
If you`re running down my country, man,
You`re walking on the fighting side of me. (Merle)
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Re: Pick Up Line
[Re: pdr55]
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06/26/11 03:50 AM
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Pointer
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That reminds me of what a newly divorced friend of mine once said about his ex's attorney:
He said,"That guy is the sorriest, lyingest, greediest so-and-so I ever had the displeasure of being forced to deal with!"
He followed it up with, "If you ever need a lawyer, I highly recommend him!"
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