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 Five birds sitting on a fence
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01/27/11 11:44 PM
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Riviera Mitch
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny to answer. He replies, "There are none left - they all fly away with the first gun shot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then, Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one thats gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
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Re: Five birds sitting on a fence
[Re: Riviera Mitch]
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01/28/11 01:39 AM
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Boomer57
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And then he was sent to the principals office
My wife must be a cross between a Indian and a bulldog. When she's not on the warpath, she's sitting on her butt growling.
We're burnin daylite.
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Re: Five birds sitting on a fence
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01/28/11 05:27 PM
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fordtough
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thats friggin awesome! hahaha
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Re: Five birds sitting on a fence
[Re: fordtough]
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01/28/11 05:29 PM
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TooLow
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That is great. 
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Re: Five birds sitting on a fence
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01/29/11 03:59 AM
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Rowney
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As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind...Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks--Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Five birds sitting on a fence
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01/29/11 04:32 AM
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10pointers
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