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 Texting for Seniors
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12/21/10 10:47 PM
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greggtex
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TEXTING FOR SENIORS
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC
(Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you:.
Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CGIP: Can't get IT up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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Re: Texting for Seniors
[Re: greggtex]
#1942348
12/22/10 01:15 AM
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missingAK
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"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened." Winston Churchill
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Re: Texting for Seniors
[Re: missingAK]
#1943226
12/22/10 04:50 AM
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RedHoss
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This brings back memories. You would be surprised how many of these would have fit my dad......Good One!
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Re: Texting for Seniors
[Re: RedHoss]
#1943682
12/22/10 01:22 PM
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azcoyote
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I'm more worried about how many fit me!!! ;-(
"It'a a sad man my freind who's living in his own skin and can't stand the company" Bruce Springsteen
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Re: Texting for Seniors
[Re: missingAK]
#1947479
12/23/10 01:42 PM
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RKHarm24
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What you laughing at young'un Your headed that direction quicker than you think..... 
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Re: Texting for Seniors
[Re: RKHarm24]
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12/23/10 07:13 PM
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IronSpikeLabs
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OMG... I laughed so hard I almost PIMP'd!
ROFL... CGU!!!!
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Re: Texting for Seniors
[Re: IronSpikeLabs]
#1949987
12/24/10 09:11 AM
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Seadog
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I can relate to some of those!!!
I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Texting for Seniors
[Re: RKHarm24]
#1951165
12/24/10 08:34 PM
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missingAK
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What you laughing at young'un Your headed that direction quicker than you think..... I don't even own a cell phone. Gave mine up about 6 yrs ago and never looked back. My texts would probably look like some of these.
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened." Winston Churchill
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Re: Texting for Seniors
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01/01/11 02:29 AM
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SL421
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Re: Texting for Seniors
[Re: missingAK]
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01/03/11 10:18 PM
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TheHunted
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