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Duck General or the Scaup?? #1942661 12/22/10 02:32 AM
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Who would win in a death match hand to wing combat fight? duel


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Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: Jeff Elder] #1942670 12/22/10 02:34 AM
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Well, after todays blunders by The General, my money is on the scaup. Afterall, the scaup seems to be invisible. I sure as hell cannot find one. confused2


Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: GOLDSTEIN] #1942674 12/22/10 02:35 AM
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I'll put money on The General to win the "hand-to-hand death match."






















(Ducks don't have any hands.)


Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: GOLDSTEIN] #1942679 12/22/10 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted By: GOLDSTEIN
Well, after todays blunders by The General, my money is on the scaup. Afterall, the scaup seems to be invisible. I sure as hell cannot find one. confused2


He didn't say I had to shoot one, just whip its a$$.


Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: Hondo11] #1942687 12/22/10 02:37 AM
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You would still have to find it to whip its a$$. I am telling you these scaup are too sly.


Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: Hondo11] #1942691 12/22/10 02:38 AM
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Hang on



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Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: GOLDSTEIN] #1942694 12/22/10 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted By: Hondo11
Yep, he is one big dude. The good thing is he's a preacher and therefore probably not prone to violence.


I'll take the scaup. Whatever the hell one is............


Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: R.T.] #1942702 12/22/10 02:39 AM
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Ok I fixed it



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Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: Jeff Elder] #1942718 12/22/10 02:42 AM
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Put a Scaup in front of me and I will hit it so hard that when it wakes up, it'll think it's a Bluebill.


Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: Hondo11] #1942722 12/22/10 02:43 AM
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Well played.


Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: Hondo11] #1942729 12/22/10 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted By: Hondo11
Put a Scaup in front of me and I will hit it so hard that when it wakes up, it'll think it's a Bluebill.

rofl rofl













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Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: Jeff Elder] #1944162 12/22/10 03:29 PM
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rofl


Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: BMowatt] #1944221 12/22/10 03:48 PM
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I put my money on the bluebill, he can transform into a scaup, more than meets the eye. The general hasnt mastered that yet....



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Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: bhunter] #1944320 12/22/10 04:12 PM
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But what if the scaup was already a bluebill and nobody knew... man this could get complicated.


Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: PocoPato] #1944374 12/22/10 04:23 PM
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Okay I am lost. Have been for about a week I rekon.

There is a such thing as a Scaup. Is it funny because you call it a bluebill?

Be like laughing when someone called a Shoveler a [censored]. Or a Saw bill a Merganser.

What is the joke where did it start. confused2 dunce


Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: ducknbass] #1946330 12/23/10 01:40 AM
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Man I dont know what you are talking about calling this a joke!! I want to know what this Scaup is that all the young guys keep seeing!!!!!!!!!!!

To me it looks a lot like a Bluebill confused2



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Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: Jeff Elder] #1946345 12/23/10 01:43 AM
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I'll take the scope to win this scuffle



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You need scope? your breath that bad?



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that's how you pronounce scaup, my nephew told me.



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Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: #Hayraker] #1946409 12/23/10 01:56 AM
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oohhhh.. YA I should just stay of these scaup threads... columbia hasn't sent me a black hoodie yet



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Re: Duck General or the Scaup?? [Re: BOBO the Clown] #1946976 12/23/10 04:35 AM
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I'll give this one to the General I think he's in need of a win by now...

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