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 TSA slogans
#1920008
12/14/10 04:06 PM
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missingAK
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Not mine, but thought it was pretty funny:
Top TSA Slogans
-Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
-Grope discounts available.
-If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.
-Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
-Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
-Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
-Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
-We've handled more b**** than Barney Frank
-We are now free to move about your pants
-We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
-It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
-When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
-TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
-You were a virgin.
-We handle more packages than the USPS
-The friendly skies start here.
-You don’t get on till we get off!
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened." Winston Churchill
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Re: TSA slogans
[Re: missingAK]
#1920579
12/14/10 07:19 PM
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Dirty Bass
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You were a virgin. 
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Re: TSA slogans
[Re: Dirty Bass]
#1921056
12/14/10 10:22 PM
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missingAK
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my favorite is "we are now free to move about your pants"
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened." Winston Churchill
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Re: TSA slogans
[Re: missingAK]
#1982387
01/05/11 04:40 AM
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Dave007
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"Gawk or grope?" asked the TSA screener.
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