> Texas Declares War on the USA
>
> President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
>
> "Hello, President Obama� a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is
> Archie, down here at Goliad Texas , I am callin' to tell ya�ll that we are
> officially declaring war on ya!"
>
> "Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is
> your army?"
>
> "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my
> cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from
> Hooters. That makes eight!"
>
> Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my
> army waiting to move on my command."
>
> "Wow," said Archie. "I'll have to call ya back!"
>
> Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is
> still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
>
> "And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.
>
> "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry�s John Deere
> tractor
>
> President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks
> and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one
> and a half million since we last spoke."
>
> "Hummm", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."
>
> Sure enough, Archie rang again about twenty minutes later.. " President
> Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We
> up an' modified Harolds's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the
> cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"
>
> Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you
> Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military
> complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And
> since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
>
> "Oh man,this is serious" said Archie, "l'll have at call you back."
>
> Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I am
> sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."
>
> "I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"
>
> Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat
> over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed
> two million prisoners.."
>
> TEXAS CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN

Tbar

lol

funny

lol, that is funny as heck

I was just coming to post this when I noticed it! lol

LMAO